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Mike Bloomberg and Bill de Blasio appear to need couples counseling
We’ll say this for Mayor Mike: He really knows how to get his “Fuck this noise” face on. via @ErinMDurkin Mike Bloomberg and Bill de Blasio met today at City Hall today to talk about the peaceful...
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Glenn Beck warns fans to avoid de Blasio’s New York
Yeah, we’re just devastated Look, everyone has joked about how now that Bill de Blasio is mayor, New York will turn into a pit of crime and despair. But they’ve been just that: jokes. Very few people...
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Bill de Blasio plans to tax NYC’s vacant lots out of existence
How can we raise children in a city without vacant lots? via Flickr user Ralph Hockens Despite visionaries like Glenn Beck and the majority of the terrified editorial pages of New York City warning us...
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Criminals confident enough to do pre-crime twerks in de Blasio’s New York
What you see above is someone who stole some packages from a Clinton Hill apartment building. The footage is sped up, but you’ll notice the thief spent a bunch of time just hangin’ out, twerking, in...
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You, yes you, can go to Bill de Blasio’s inauguration for free
The de Blasio’s preparing to usher in de Blasio’s New York Well, the day is rapidly approaching, like a snowball rolling down a mountain and growing cartoonishly larger: Bill de Blasio will be...
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Some jerks are selling de Blasio inauguration tickets on Craigslist
Q: Why is this man smiling? A: He doesn’t have to pay for an inauguration ticket. via Facebook If you weren’t able to snag a ticket to “Red” Bill de Blasio’s people’s inauguration, don’t fret just yet:...
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New Upper East Side resident Bill de Blasio not getting along with neighbors
The co-op board had a feeling about these ones… Photo by Madelyn Owens It’s only natural to have feelings of resentment when you’re priced out of one neighborhood and need to move to another one, as...
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Macy’s Fourth of July fireworks returning to East River
We should celebrate with a fireworks show! via Flickr user Crashworks For the last two years, this blog has been part of the crusade against Macy’s for their decision to move their Fourth of July...
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City to ban iconic styrofoam food containers
Goodbye, polluting friend. via Flickr user sharyn morrow If there’s one thing we’ve learned about Mayor de Blasio in his year and change in office, it’s that he’s determined to kill off iconic parts of...
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Anti-de Blasio airplane banner reign of terror continues in NYC skies
Devastating. There’s no coming back from this. via Twitter user @sarkis01 Ah, the airplane banner, the traditional beach herald of messages like “$4 BUD LIGHT AT JOHNNY’S CRAB SHACK” or “LADIE’S NIGHT...
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